‘Tards ‘R’ Us
Come in and have a look at our very own wretched hive of scum and villainy.
As the old saying goes “birds of a feather flock together” and never before has it been so valid. Here at Haxor Noob we like to collect things, be it games, XBL achievements, consoles, DVDs, STDs, magazines and even people.
We find having a collective mass of resource to call on who have no drive, ambition or self respect and share common trends much more beneficial than say, free thinkers, risk takers and people with an IQ greater than that of a moist bread stick.
Most of our cluster f*ck of saggy skinned reprobates share the following similarities:
- A hatred for doilies, be it paper or cloth.
- None of them can ride a bike unaided.
- All have an ASBO of some sort*
- Uncontrollable fear of Xmas crackers, party poppers and Styrofoam.
- Have either made love to, smashed or been addicted to one or more consoles.
*Daverism isn’t allowed within 300 yards of children, jelly or livestock.
Our little inbred family consists of:
“Argh, leave off you sh*t blistering crab w*nker, stop camping already!”
“Wrestling is the pinnacle of oiled up men’s sporting events, not to mention the lycra”
“I will hack you!”
“Argh MW2 team speak, screaming 12 year olds, thank god for MUTE”
“aaaaah it’s in my eye, it’s in my eye, get it out, it stings!”
“Hello Sailor, come here often?”
“The low-lifes that do very little work”